Big girls, little guys, lots of fun.
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Andrew and Freddy Velez are the first brothers to die in America's War on Terror.
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But System of a Down aren't just imitating their predecessors: They're pushing metal to places unimagined by shortsighted traditionalists and nü-metal rageaholics. Smarter, more musically limber and emotionally healthier than their peers, SOAD delivers a whirling-dervish onslaught that's guaranteed to burn out the stinking and dehydrated masses who remain upright and mosh-ready at the end of the Ozzfest endurance test. Lots of luck, punters.