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Ted/Brandy Johnson: Blueberry Hill/Duck Room, Sat.
Jon Thomas & Friends: Delmar Restaurant & Lounge, Fri.
Trixie Delight: Harry's Restaurant & Bar, Thu.; Pop's, Sat.
Bill Tucker Ensemble: Tiffany Rose, Nightly; Pierre's, Fri. and Sat.
Tumbleweed: Tuner's, Wed.
Melvin Turnage Band: Quincy's, Sun.; Molly's, Wed.
UltraViolets: Harry's Restaurant & Bar, Fri. and Sat.; Helen Fitzgerald's, Wed.
Uncle Albert: Hammerstone's, Fri.
Jim Utz & Friends: Tangerine, Wed.
Vintage Vinyl Record Spin: Halo Bar, Thu.
Tony Viviano: Tony Marino's Steaks & Chops, Fri.
Voodoo Blues: Hammerstone's, Sun.
Zach Wagner: Upstairs Lounge, Fri.
Watercast: Main Street Jazz & Blues, Fri.
Well Hungarians: House of Rock, Wed.
Rae West: Wild Country, Fri. and Sat.
Ernie White: Candicci's, Wed. and Fri.
Wild Blues: Molly's, Sat.
Wild Horse Creek: Smitty's, Fri.
Ptah Williams Trio: Riddle's Penultimate Cafe & Wine Bar, Wed.
Wooden Man: Good Times Tavern, Sat.
Mark Woods & Larry: Shirley's, Sat.
Workin' Blue: Backstreet Jazz & Blues, Thu.
Donnie Wren: K.T.'s Sports Bar & Restaurant-O'Fallon, Wed., Sat. and Sun.
X-Plorer: Halo Bar, Sat.
Yidn: Brandt's, Wed.
Taylor Young Blues: Yackey's/Robert E. Lee, Sat.
Thurman Young/Baby O: Quincy's, Sat.
Z Band: Generations, Fri. and Sat.
Zydeco Crawdaddies: Harrah's Casino, Fri.