Bret Michaels (sort of) talks dirty to RFT

Bret Michaels might say: "See? It's not always about chicks! I have important things to say — this is social commentary. I do have a soul. But I gotta tell you, this soul mostly just wants to poke hot babes. D'ya know what those cold homeless guys need? A warm woman to cuddle up to on those dark nights. Trust me, going balls-deep will keep you warm."

Lyrics: "We both lie silently still/In the dead of the night/Although we both lie close together/We feel miles apart inside"

Bret Michaels might say: "There's a rumor this song is about the downside of dating a hot-ass stripper. People always think it's some big analogy about love and life. Really, it's just about flowers, man. Being a playa-playa I give out a lot of roses and, damn, those thorns are a bitch."

Song: "I Hate Every Bone in Your Body But Mine"

Lyrics: "This chick's got me so addicted/I hate her so much even though I wish she was my girl/I hate every bone in your body but mine/I can't wait till I can hate you tonight"

Bret Michaels might say: "Gimme a break, people. I need attention down there. That ain't no sock in my pants!"