We're not fat; we're big-boned. We're not loud; we're just trying to be friendly. We're not hoosiers; we're Americans, dammit. And we can wear whatever we want, wherever we want. The St. Louis Post-Dispatch encourages jet-setting St. Louisans to wear their hometown pride — literally — and photograph themselves doing so abroad. "Include something St. Louis in your next vacation photo. The Cardinals are used often, so feel free to try something new," implores the "Bring It On Home" feature in the paper's Sunday Explore section. Sure enough, Chuck Hook served up a Kirkwood T-shirt in front of the French Open. Tres chick! We've got even better ideas: How's about visiting the Wailing Wall in a Fast Eddie's T-shirt? Or donning a Blues jersey before entering a mosque? Eat your heart out, Milan: St. Louis has got style.