If you've got any class whatsoever, you end a relationship in person. But after the "it's not you, it's me," what's a dumper or dumpee to do? The City Museum offers an activity to fit every mood, plus enough square footage and fellow attendees to ensure you won't meet up with the newly minted ex. If you're sad and you could use a hug from Mr. Alcohol, may we suggest Beatnik Bob's for an adult beverage (beer only)? Pissed? Take out your anger on MonstroCity, the amazing agglomeration of metal that serves as a jungle gym. Feeling confused by life in general? Take a stroll through the Museum of Mirth, Mystery and Mayhem, filled with oddities and trivia to distract the mind (standing next to the World's Largest Pair of Underwear is guaranteed to make any problem seem small). If you're ready to move on, find a make-out partner in the dimly lighted Enchanted Caves. Indulge in some retail therapy in the funky gift shop. If you somehow can't manage to ditch the ex, hide in the Baby Bob Ball Pit. Nothing beats a sojourn at the City Museum when you've just lost that special someone.