Column
Keep It Down
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Snoots and Fried Tripe Sandwich -
May 14, 2008
A barbecue master schools Malcolm in the mysteries of baby backs, snoots and the ethereal fried tripe sandwich.
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See Malcolm get his Pork Pattie Loaf on! -
May 7, 2008
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Malcolm is saving sardines from extinction — one spicy tin at a time -
April 30, 2008
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Malcolm eats a tin of armadillo. Hmmm, it tastes like salmon mousse. -
April 23, 2008
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Taco Bell Bowlz bring on a serious case of existential angst -
April 16, 2008
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Can they package a Whopper into a potato chip? Yes, they can! But something's missing... -
April 9, 2008
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Jellied whitefish sets Malcolm to thinking about a nuclear winter white-out -
April 2, 2008
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Malcolm develops battle fatigue while mushroom hunting in his Heater Meals entree -
March 26, 2008
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Cruel and unusual punishment: Malcolm sentences himself to Prison Loaf -
March 19, 2008
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Malcolm mixes up a fraudulent batch of black-eyed peas and pork neck bones in honor of literary liar Peggy Seltzer. Read all about it! -
March 12, 2008
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Malcolm struggles to land canned squid -
March 5, 2008
SABA Sisig Spicy Squid Bits
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Malcolm asks the question of the day: What goes down smoother than a campaign promise? -
February 27, 2008
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Malcolm asks the eternal question: Why's my pork fat so mushy? -
February 20, 2008
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Malcolm never saw a frogs leg he couldnt keep down, until... -
February 13, 2008
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Dried Weaver Ants With Eggs -
February 6, 2008
Weaver ants are a tad dry for Malcolms discriminating palate, but the Democratic presidential primary provides plenty to chew on.
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Bartles & James Fuzzy Navel Flavored Malt Cooler -
January 30, 2008
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Jin Yang Silkworm Pupa -
January 23, 2008
This week: Silkworm pupa out the Jin Yang.
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Fish-Cheese Sausage -
January 16, 2008
Lotte Ham & Milk Co., Ltd.
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The Harlem Car Bomb -
January 9, 2008
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Primal Spirit Foods Primal Strips Soy Texas BBQ Meatless Jerky -
January 2, 2008
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