Musical theatre is filled with great love ballads, going all the way back to "Tea for Two" (yes, "Picture you / upon my knee / just tea for two / and two for tea" counted as clever lyrics back in 1925).
But in our book, the best show tunes are the acid ones, from "The Gentleman Is a Dope" in the otherwise forgotten Allegro to "Could I Leave You" from Stephen Sondheim's genius Follies (sample lyric: "Could I bury my rage / With a boy half your age in the grass? / Ha-ha, bet your ass!").
Now Jacob Schmidt and Lauren Tenenbaum are bringing their favorite songs of love turned sour into a cabaret show titled No We're Not Together. Yes, We Get That a Lot. Presented by Tesseract Theatre at the Dark Room (3610 Grandel Square, 314-710-5643) on Monday, August 21, it's pitched as "a cabaret of musical theatre love songs ... mostly the toxic ones." Expect tunes from Heathers, Once, Company and, yes, Follies (which surely means "Could I Leave You").
The show starts at 7 p.m.; tickets are $25 at metrotix.com. Bring someone you're not together with and see if a night of brilliant bile has you changing your tune.
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