Remember to hit up the ATM before you head out!
Mother’s Day is usually about boring stuff like brunch and cheap flowers and shitty breakfasts in bed. But it doesn’t have to be such a snoozefest.
Check out the event being hosted this weekend at the Country Rock Cabaret:
That’s right, because every day should be MYLF appreciation day at the strip club. These moms out here are working hard for the money and bringing it home to their kids to support them and their futures. If there is anybody you should mindlessly throw cash at, it is a hardworking MYLF. Ask any MYLF. She’ll tell you.
This weekend you can head to the Country Rock Cabaret (200 Monsanto Avenue, Sauget, IL; 618-274-4500) where they’ll be giving you deep discounts for attending their MYLF appreciation night.
Bottle service at a strip club isn’t usually known for being cheap, but this Saturday, you can score bottle specials for $99 and shot specials for $5.
If you already have a MYLF in your life, bring her along so she can join the party. It’s hard being a MYLF and they deserve a break, too, not just subpar pancakes and stupid kid drawings.
Can we get an amen?
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