What Your Area Code Says About You in St. Louis

Remember when they added the 636 area code to our region and everyone freaked out about the idea of making a long-distance call to St. Charles, and then we learned about 10-digit dialing?

Those were simpler days.

With cell phones, no one pays as much attention to area codes, until an unknown number pops up on your phone. If that scam likely tag doesn't also appear, then suddenly you're an amateur gumshoe trying to figure out who the heck this is. In those cases, the area code gives you some primo information, cause let's face it, you're judging when someone is 314 or 636 or 618. (And you'll be super confused when that first 557 pops across your phone.)

So here is our guide to what select local area codes (and some not-so-local area codes) say about you.
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Paul Sableman
557: The newbie
You're very young and this is your very first phone (or you're a telemarketer).
DOYLE MURPHY
DOYLE MURPHY
314: St. Louis city and county
Before it was just an area code. But with 557, now it's something to lord over others.
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Paul Sableman
618: Southern Illinois
You claim St. Louis as your hometown even though it's not. (We don't blame you, but it's still a lie.)
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Google Maps
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636: St. Charles, etc.
No one from the city ever wants to come to you. Stop asking.
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BRUCE SZALWINSKI
417: Southwest Missouri
Hey, hillbilly!
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Paul Sableman
816: Kansas City, Missouri
You think you're better than St. Louis, but you can take your clean city and winning football team and shove it.
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Google Maps
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636: St. Charles, etc.
You naysay the city of St. Louis for its crime and dysfunction but still come here every weekend for its bars and nightlife.
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Heather Bradley/FLICKR
618: Southern Illinois
We don't need your pot anymore. We have our own!
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212: New York City
Cool! Someone from New York is calling me.

718, 917, 646: New York City's Expanded Area Codes
New phone, who dis?
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Pedro Szekely
312: Chicago
You're a fool paying to live in Chicago, a city that's much more expensive, colder, hotter and stinkier than St. Louis and has almost as much gun violence.
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Doyle Murphy
DOYLE MURPHY
877: Jail
Your friend just got a DWI and needs a ride.
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Matt/Flickr
660: Northwest Missouri
You're a hick. Unless you're Jess Piper. Otherwise, you're a hick.
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617, 415 or 206: Boston, San Francisco, Seattle or some other popular West Coast city
You're new in town, likely for a few years at Wash U, and odds are good you won't be staying long. We'd get to know you, but you're just going to leave us.
617, 415 or 206: Boston, San Francisco, Seattle or some other popular West Coast city
You're new in town, likely for a few years at Wash U, and odds are good you won't be staying long. We'd get to know you, but you're just going to leave us.
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TONY FAIOLA
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314: St. Louis and St. Louis County
Your area code is so special that it ought to have a holiday.
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