A Kia.
The Kia Boyz have hit St. Louis hard, no doubt. But if we can't find a little humor in the situation, would we really be St. Louisans? Dress up as one of our beloved vehicles with all black clothes and a printout of a KIA logo, and maybe if you have a spare wheel lock, carry that one around. You can also add those
Nintendo Switch steering wheel consoles as a prop if you want to add a little pizzazz to the costume.